In April 2007 , the blog of New York City ’s 92nd Street Y posteda brilliant piecebyKurt Vonnegut , who had passed away just a duad of days originally . Recorded on May 4 , 1970 , at the Y , Vonnegut read from an other reading of his originative novelBreakfast of Champions , three eld before its publishing , dropping a few degree Fahrenheit - bombs and talking in brief about adult subject ( so it might not be appropriate for minuscule single ) .

“ This is a human race premiere of a Holy Writ calledBreakfast of Champions , and not even my married woman has seen it ; I ’ve just passed the hearsay around that it exists , ” Vonnegut enounce . “ So here we go . Uh , it ’s a novel . ” Then , he begin to read from the manuscript :

“ My name is Dwayne Hoover and I am an experimentation by the creator of the world . I am the only creature in the full world who has destitute will . I am the only creature who has to figure out what to do next and why . Everybody else is a robot . I am pooped . I bid I were a robot too . It is absolutely exhausting have to reason all the time in a universe I never made . The experimentation with me began on the planet Earth . All around me were machines who appeared to be thinking and planning and care as much as I was , but they were no more reasonable than the Pontiac car I used to sell . No more at a loss or adaptable than the medicine box my married woman Celia used to collect . Celia was a automaton too … programmed to collect euphony boxes , among other things . ”

Kurt Vonnegut.

It goes on for about a one-half hour from there . It takes me back to when I check Vonnegut verbalize , along with Joseph Heller and William Styron , at Florida State in the former ’ 90 . I asked him : “ So if you were to start write today , would you still pen novel ? ” After demand me to repeat my dubiousness so he could hear it properly , Vonnegut replied , “ Nobody reads books anymore . I ’d write movies , in all probability . Or I do n’t know , possibly not . Who cares ? ” He bet at Heller , who nodded . “ Next question . ” ( you’re able to read a few quotes from that colloquiumhere . )

A translation of this floor ran in 2009 ; it has been update for 2022 .