Always the witty trickster , Google has released yet another new beta product : TiSP ( Toilet ISP we believe ) . They send you some vulcanized fiber optic and a brace of glove . Then what do you do ? ( no pun intended )
Grasp both last of the arbor firmly while a protagonist or loved one flushes , thus activating the patented GFlush ™ organization , which send the slant cable surfing through the plumbing arrangement to one of the thousands of TiSP Access Nodes … When the GFlush is complete , the arbor will ( or at least should ) have largely unraveled , expose a connector at the remaining end . Detach the cable from the mandrel , pick out care not to appropriate the cable to steal into the lavatory … Within sixty minutes — put on right data point flow — the other end of your character - optic cable television should have strive the nearest TiSP Access Node , where our Plumbing Hardware Dispatchers ( PHDs ) will remove the sinker and plug the line into our world-wide data networking scheme .
This is precisely why Gizmodo contemn April Fools ’ jokes . Sure , the whole mind is slenderly , very laughable , but nobody want to practice a beta anything when it ’s connected to their toilet .
And now I ca n’t enjoy my Kashi bar with any repose of judgement .
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