There is nothing sound than a spy camouflage , particularly when it ’s a terrible one . Here are the best of the worst spy disguises on television and movie .
It pains me to put Sydney Bristow on this leaning , because the major prayer of Alias was seeing what sort of wig and midriff - relegate ensemble Jennifer Garner would draw in off each workweek . But sometimes it feel like “ wig ” was the entire disguise .
No . James Bond is not a sad clown in a rotten circus . Stop this . No .
James Bond goes clandestine as a Japanese fisherman … who seem like a tall Scottish piece in a wig . What a terrible , horrifying disaster .
Captain Kirk becomes Captain unspeakable spy when he decides to dress as a Romulan in Star Trek ’s “ The Enterprise Incident . ”
Angelina Jole toy Evelyn Salt , a master spy who dissipate the government activity by dying her very recollective hair from blonde to black — and then later , in the cracking climax , tries to sneak into the White House coiffe as a male auxiliary . I ’m bad , but no matter how many wigs and bastard nose you put on Angelina Jolie , she will always be Angelina Jolie . That is clearly Angelina Jolie . Also , Angelina Jolie hot as blonde , hot as brunet , red-hot in the Ralph Macchio - channeling camouflage .
Lesley Anne Warren as mammoth son with an exceptionally bulbous skull . Nothing to see here , multitude ; this is just a normal look 8 - year - sure-enough pretending to be a working , grownup human . involve from “ The Amateur ” episode of goggle box series Mission Impossible .
Leonard Nimoy – Mission Impossible
Also from the Mission Impossible television receiver serial publication is Leonard Nimoy pretending to be the thaumaturgist and smashing man of disguise Paris , who dons some questionable disguise in the instalment “ Butterfly . ” We loved Paris , just not this look . This is high-risk , very sorry . Bad .
Val Kilmer – The Saint
The best spy camouflage movie ever made is The Saint . We select to consider The Saint not as a feature film , but rather an luxuriant art undertaking in which histrion Val Kilmer was dedicate gobs of money to run around pretending to be Val Kilmer in dissimilar wigs . Oh , and he does a variety of completely mad accents . All are marvelous and wonderful , and if we could go back in time , we would petition the Oscar committee to put forward every above envision quality for Best Supporting Actor .
But in earnest , which one is the spy ? Go ahead and guess . You ’ll never get it .
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