You ’re walk through a coloured cave , clutching your enchanted arc when you recognize , CRAP , you ’re really just in the back of a comic store with some friends . And you ’re thirsty .
Jones feels your bother ( and recognizes that terrible geekdom is blood-related to any other profitable addiction ) , so they ’ve started making D&D Spellcasting Soda .
come in flavors Potion of Healing , Sneak Attack , Bigby ’s squeeze Thirst Destroyer , Illithid Brain Juice , Dwarven Draught and Eldritch Blast , you could clean up a sixer for $ 11 or an even dozen nursing bottle for $ 19 .
And while we ’re not exactly sure what those toll translate to in real world money ( atomic number 79 piece ) , we do live that our charisma level of 20 ( technically 18 along with a +2 hoop ) means that we wo n’t be paying full price . [ JonesviatechnabobvianeatoramaviaGeek Dad ]
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