October is a time for pumpkin spiciness lattes , scarves — and record - break heat . Yup , October 2019 was the hot October ever documented , but c’m on , does that storm anyone any longer ?

The Copernicus Union Climate Change Service managed by the European Unionannouncedthese findings Tuesday , note that this year ’s October was 0.69 degrees Celsius warmer than the global average between 1981 and 2010 . This latest record - breakers come afterSeptember 2019 broke recordsand July 2019 was crown thehottest month in Earth ’s recorded account .

This is our man now : a never - ending inclination of record - breaking temperatures . Helloooo , global warming !

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Image: Copernicus Climate Change Service/ECMWF

https://gizmodo.com/breaking-earth-is-hot-1822195115

This October record , though , is n’t that much bad than the last hot October . It beat October 2015 by a mere 0.01 level Celsius . Perhaps October 2020 will show them who ’s really hot crap . This time , at least , the passion was felt around the earth for the most part . Eastern parts of Europe felt it . So did the Arctic and most of eastern Antarctica , which is always bad newsworthiness . Above - intermediate temperatures also polish off southerly Brazil , southern Africa , and westerly and southern Australia .

Meanwhile , part of the western U.S. and Canada realize below - average temperatures . Good for them , I approximate , but so long as spheric temperatures continue to ascend , the world as we eff it is doomed .

Argentina’s President Javier Milei (left) and Robert F. Kennedy Jr., holding a chainsaw in a photo posted to Kennedy’s X account on May 27. 2025.

Luckily , scientist just put out aclimate emergency declarationwith proposal of marriage that could help us reverse course . unluckily , President Donald Trump justformally withdrewthe U.S. from the Paris Agreement , aka the only hope left to push Earth drawing card to reduce glasshouse gas emissions .

Everything is just fine .

world-wide thawing

William Duplessie

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