Imagine yourself sleeping at 3:00 AM on a Friday dark . You probably wanted a little peace and quiet before tomorrow ’s piece of cake at the park . You ’re cryptic in a ambition about running barefoot on the beach when SMAAASSSSSHHHH GUNKDAGUNK BOOOM . A inebriated serviceman drives a freaking armoured combat vehicle inside your house and destroys it .
Technically , the 14 - ton all - terrain fomite was n’t a ‘ tank ’ cooler but it sure as hell looks like one . The 80 - year - old cleaning woman in Russia whose service department and fencing was smash to smithereens really wondered if a war had broken out when the vehicle came crashing down on her sign of the zodiac ( consecrate her heart ) . The guy driving the violent death machine was so drunk that police could only query him the dayspring after , when he order he had no idea how he ended up there . Drunk people , suffer ta love them . [ The Moscow TimesviaBuzzFeed ]
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