You had a few too many while out one night , and you told all your champion they should all come over for a Memorial Day pool company . Only problem is , you do n’t have a pond . DON’T PANIC ! This hebdomad ’s Toolkit will give you everything you need to hurl a pool - less pool company .
Daiquiri Whacker : People are travel to be disappointed when they arrive and do n’t see a pool . I think of , truly so , you predict them one after all . The undecomposed matter to do right off the chiropteran ? Get ’em drunk . And the Daiquiri Whacker will do just that , coalesce up yourfavorite frozen drinkusing a gas - powered motor : no electricity needed ! You ’ll instantly become the life of the party . Just look atthis guy rope , orthis guy , or — good Supreme Being — this guy .
Misting Outdoor Umbrella : After you throw some drink in their cup , they ’ll credibly start complaining about hunger and the sun . So while you grill something up ( WE get YOU COVERED FOR THAT , TOO ) , stick em under a sun umbrella that spews mist at the same time . They ’ll have a go at it it . $ 90
https://gizmodo.com/eight-great-grilling-gadgets-5790816
Water Balloon Slingshot : After for a while , they ’ll probably get bored and start retrieve about that phantom pool again . That ’s when you rive out a tub of 200 urine balloons . But give ’em more than just a standard water balloon state of war . Toss in the water supply balloon sling and let your guests have fun breaking your neighbour ’ window and prejudicial — or at least wash — parked cars . $ 9
Nano - Tex Polo Shirt : Sure , this polo shirt makes you search like your dad ( which is admittedly a horrifying existential maelstrom ) , but imagine what ? When your drunk guest begin spilling ( gas - power ) Daiquiri on you and/or sling piddle balloons your way , you ’ll be grateful for the fall and stigma - resistive Nano - Tex fabric these shirt are made with . $ 17
Super Soaker Max Infusion Flash Flood Water Blaster : If your guests are being wet blankets over the balloons , go for the big ( water supply ) guns . And what better way to do it than with a Super Soaker that cobines the phrases “ max extract ” and “ flash flood ” in its Cartesian product name ? Plus you get not one but TWO urine streams to nail mass with . $ 90
Casio G’zone Commando Rugged Smartphone : If you ’re worried about some riotous company goer doing water damage to your earpiece , there ’s a rugged handset for that . It ’s called theCasio G’zone Commando , and it ’s a full go Android handset that can withstand the element . Drop it , souse it , regurgitate on it . Chances are , it ’ll pull round . $ 200
https://gizmodo.com/casios-rugged-gzone-commando-takes-android-smartphones-5795939
Banzai 3 - cholecalciferol Shark Bite Water Slide : Once everyone ’s come to terms with your lack of pool , it ’s time to get weird . Try and tell me you and your friends do n’t want to do psychedelics and slither down this affair . Try . $ 27
S’more To Love S’more Creator : When the day turns to night , and everyone is stuffed , inebriated , surcharge soaked and tripping orchis , why not use that left over heat from the barbeque to fire up some s’mores , which willtoast up perfectlyin this throw rack . $ 20
https://gizmodo.com/wire-prison-keeps-smores-in-for-20-bucks-5799900
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